What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 02:10
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Can you name a song with the word 'why' in it?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?